Pick up that Fire-Island-Themed beverage dear readers and check out this week’s big news: There’s a truce in Gaza that might last for more than like 3 days!
Look at how low our bar for “success” has fallen!
Pictured: How Ukraine feels right now.
I guess we can call that a wash?
Pictured: New default attitude to all news.
Compared to the rest of August this week was practically jammed-packed with good(-ish) news–– and just in time for your holiday weekend! Let us pre-digest it all for you in our favorite little column: NEW YORK (-er) vs. NEW YORK (magazine) vs. NEW YORK (times)!